Showing posts with label Conversations With Kitten. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations With Kitten. Show all posts

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Sundays Mornings, Married Life

Fist words spoken in our house this morning:

Me: "You're so handsome."
Kitten: "You're so sexy."
(This was even with the amazing amount of bedhead I had.)

Married life is wonderful.

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Stuff Said In Our House!!

I got this idea from the fabulous and hilarious Alyssa from Kind of A Mess. Here's some stuff that has been said in our house during the past couple of weeks.

Note: Kitten is doing a Google Image Search for 'Montreal 2031'
Me: "Why are you looking up Monteal 2031?"
Kitten: "Because I want to see what Montreal will look like in 2031."

Me: "You're bad. Stop being bad"
Kitten: "How am I bad?"
Me: "You just are. You're bad in your heart. And you're not a Time Lord. You've only got one heart. You can't afford to be bad in it."

Kitten: (On the subject of defense contractors.) "The government is like a 15 year old girl with a short skirt on. And no panties."

Kitten "I'm not a cat! Today..."

Kitten: "But I'm a Ginger, and I have no soul."

Me "I'm not going to regurgitate worms into your mouth. Don't leave it open."

Me: "If you stick your tounge in my ear I'll stick this pancake in your ear!"
Kitten: "And the fork?!?"
Me: "Yup"
Kitten: "You're ... deadly.

Me: "I'm getting dirty with love!" (This was not meant, nor implying anything sexual.)

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Fluffernutters

I made myself a fluffernutter sandwich, and after I was done Tony made one. This lead to a rousing and very domestic conversation about our preference for creamy peanut butter versus crunchy. Which then crated this humorous little bit of conversation.

Tony "I don't really care either way"
Me "I like the crunchy better. Plus, I feel like if holds the fluff in sandwich better."
Tony (While making a fluffernutter) "But I don't make fluffernutters."
Me "You're making one right know you know."
Tony "You're bad. Stop being bad."
Me (laughing) "Well, you are."
Tony "Don't you back talk me. I'll cut your face off and feed you to lions!"

We have such a sweet and affectionate way of showing our love, eh?